Joe's Movement Emporium
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Back for another run! Snake Telegram comes to Joe's

Inaugural Dance Place Artist in Residence Sarah Beth Oppenheim brings her one-woman show to the stage and to the max. “Snake Telegram” explores the pitfalls and pratfalls of modern femininity, including what it means to don a pair. Get ready for a bombastic night of all the requisite not-for-kids warnings, plus a serenade of presidential profanity. 

Featuring performances by Oppenheim and guests from Heart Stück Bernie, with an original composition by David Schulman.

Be advised this show contains adult content including profanity, frank sexual issues, explicit text about genitalia and gender.


Venue: Joe’s Movement Emporium

3309 Bunker Hill Rd
Mt Rainier, MD 20712

The Box Office opens one hour prior to the event for sales and ticket pick up. Concessions are available for purchase.

House doors open a half hour prior to the event.


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